man expanded his dong on the bus
why use the term ‘bedroom eyes’ when ‘parfait face’ is clearly on a new level
FAIR QUESTION MA’AM
Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead
First, know that I actually sat through this entire film, and it was a chore. I bounced like a madman between delight and shame and incredulous disbelief over and over again as the movie played out. But anyway, here’s the plot as I understand it. There’s a girl who is afraid of bugs and as such her sister gets her head flushed in a toilet by schoolgirl bullies. To overcome this, she goes on a road trip with a boobie girl, her 40-year-old drug-addled/rapist boyfriend, a normal girl, and a nerd with a pageboy haircut who literally no one on the trip admits to knowing. Why is he there? There’s a scene in which his presence is questioned and no one owns up to even knowing who he is. How did he get there?
Titans #23 by Angel Unzueta
Who else is getting the LONK from Pensilvania Amiibo?!